Things I can
In no particular order probably I can:
Fix your bicycle (full strip/rebuild easy if pre 90's steel)
Basic electrical and plumbing. (non licienced) Lights a speciality!
Weld: arc, torch, MIG (but a bit shit)
Solder : electronics and fine metals
Jewelry (no stone settings)
General timber and construction work : shelves, framing, some furniture.
Casting : resin, metals (foundry and low temperature)
Mould making : open, multi-piece, rubber and shell and skin types
Garment alteration and construction
Cut keys, re-key locks (lockwood deadlatches only), mix paint
Categorise Australian fresh water invertabrates to a family level
Concrete and form work (non structural)
Black and white photography processing
Cold form wrought iron
Carry five dinner places at once
I am not qualified for structural works or broken hearts.